Twilio Founder Jeff Lawson Reportedly Acquires The Onion

Twilio Founder Jeff Lawson Acquires The Onion, Enters Satirical News Industry

In a surprising turn of events, Jeff Lawson, the cofounder of cloud computing company Twilio, has reportedly purchased the satirical news website The Onion from G/O Media. The acquisition was made through a San Francisco-based company called Global Tetrahedron, which interestingly shares the name of a fictional evil megacorporation in a long-running Onion gag.

G/O Media CEO Jim Spanfeller confirmed the sale to Global Tetrahedron in an email to staff, ensuring that The Onion’s entire team will remain intact in Chicago under the new ownership. This move comes after Lawson’s resignation as Twilio’s CEO earlier this year, amid company restructuring and investor pressure.

When questioned about his involvement in the acquisition, Lawson responded playfully, feigning ignorance about The Onion and the concept of a tetrahedron. This mysterious response has left many wondering about Lawson’s intentions in the satirical news industry.

The news of Lawson’s foray into the world of satirical media has surprised many, with some speculating that he may have political aspirations. However, with his background in technology and business, Lawson’s move into the realm of comedy and satire has raised eyebrows and sparked curiosity.

As of now, G/O Media’s spokesperson has declined to comment on the acquisition, leaving the public to speculate about Lawson’s plans for The Onion and the future of satirical news under his ownership. Stay tuned for more updates on this unexpected development in the media industry.